I Challenge Awsten Knight to a Duel

Disclaimer: This is all fun and games. This post is not to be taken seriously. I don't hate Awsten Knight. I have no beef with him. I am actually big fan of Awsten and Waterparks. Shout out to everyone on Instagram who encouraged me to post this finally.

Hello. It's been a while since I posted anything. Let me tell you what's been on my mind recently: I have beef.

I have beef with Awsten Constantine Knight.

I am declaring us enemies. Right here. Right now on the internet.

Awsten is a coward. There I said it. He is a coward.

I went to the Nov. 11 show of the Entertainment tour. I, as well as other fans, waited outside the tour bus in hopes to meet some of our idols. It was freezing cold and late, but we didn't care. We knew it would be worth it if anyone came out to say hi.

Geoff Wingington and Otto Wood - Awsten's bandmates, came out. They were super sweet and Geoff gave everyone a hug. Even Dallon Weekes and Ryan Seaman of I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME came out and met some fans.

However, Awsten never came out to say hi. All he did was Tweet and complain about how cold it was and that his voice hurt. Poor, baby.

I know you're from Texas and all, but it wasn't even THAT cold. You're just a wuss. And no one asked for you to come out and converse.

ALSO during the show you mentioned that a psychic told you that you'd meet someone in Connecticut. You don't know if that person was out there waiting.

Therefore I am calling you a coward. Honestly, I think the cold and your voice was just an excuse.

You're just afraid to fall in love. COWARD!

I, hereby, challenge you to a duel on your next tour. Time and place depends on your tour schedule.

But keep in mind that I will never let this go. NEVER!

Reminder: This is all fun and games. I mean no harm. I do not have beef with Awsten. I love Waterparks with my entire soul. Entertainment isn't most played album right now and I really want to see them live again again. Also Geoff gives GREAT hugs.

And if Awsten ever sees this: Hi. Sorry that you were the subject of my fake beef post. Please keep making music. I don't actually want to fight you.

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